golf balls jokes
Posted in Golf Balls by Golf
March 4th, 2010
I need help with a goose egg on the head..?
My little brothers are 5 and 3 and im pretty sure its a goose egg.
its a bump the size of a golf ball… no joke.
so i have 2 questions
1. IS it a goose egg?
2. how long until they can go to sleep?
Do they both have a bump on the head? If the lump is as large as you describe, I would get your mum or dad to ask someone to have a look at them . Children are very resilient but you do need to look out for some things. If they have a very severe headache, vomit repeatedly, have a fit or become drowsy and difficult to rouse – take them to the ED immediately.
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